welcome to bad
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
bogleech:

Is there a tumblr out there specifically for sharing the fucked-up “stamp collections” of Deviantart users cause there should be
Look at this amazing cross section of one person’s madness and all-encompassing bitterness. Smarmy atheism? Check. White nationalist? Check. MRA? Check. “Straight and proud?” Of course. We’ve got the bad-ass goth self image, alcoholism juxtaposed with non-smoker pride, pro-abortion out of a hatred for babies rather than respect for reproductive freedom, anti-pony sentiments…there really is something here to piss off everyone imaginable.
And then finally, like some baffling cherry of misery atop this steamy hatecake, we end on how much he loathes all dogs and everyone who likes dogs.
He loves kitties, though.
His gallery has no deviations
Yet he has unknowingly created art

bogleech:

Is there a tumblr out there specifically for sharing the fucked-up “stamp collections” of Deviantart users cause there should be

Look at this amazing cross section of one person’s madness and all-encompassing bitterness. Smarmy atheism? Check. White nationalist? Check. MRA? Check. “Straight and proud?” Of course. We’ve got the bad-ass goth self image, alcoholism juxtaposed with non-smoker pride, pro-abortion out of a hatred for babies rather than respect for reproductive freedom, anti-pony sentiments…there really is something here to piss off everyone imaginable.

And then finally, like some baffling cherry of misery atop this steamy hatecake, we end on how much he loathes all dogs and everyone who likes dogs.

He loves kitties, though.

His gallery has no deviations

Yet he has unknowingly created art

jonasbrothers:

I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

Who knows about viruses?

belle-addams:

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

That’s it, that’s actually it.

 - SCOOT
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restlesscreation:

scarecrow-tinman:

theconquerorwurmple:

I’m really a cat person

The last one omg

HA!